But before I go, I'd like to thank...

...the guy who invented beer.
And the guy who marketed beer. And the guy who delivered the beer; the guy who sold me the beer; the ugly girl who got pretty when I drank the beer; the toilet that took the left-over beer; the harbor to which the toilet sent the left-over beer; the fish that drank the left-over beer; the man that caught the fish; the man who sold the fish; the man who cooked the fish for me, the guy who poured the beer I drank while eating the fish...

Best Movie Ever

"Circle of Iron"

Cord: "I was taking a journey that was indicated in the palm of my hand."

Yeah, buddy, 99% of men take that journey. The other 1% just don't admit to it. This could be the greatest movie of all time. Or the worst. It's a glass is half empty/half full type of situation, where the glass is a Dixie cup and the water is goat piss.

Initial Conditions

We all iterate out from a set of initial conditions. Chaos theory dictates that a few will turn out balanced and symmetrical. The rest...well, you get the idea.

Two Men, One Man

I love Barack Obama. Not only can he become the first black president, but he can also be just another white president. Is he the perfect politician?